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Just bull things.
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i realize that marvel has an official tony stark twitter but why don’t they have an official steve rogers twitter where all his tweets are just confused sentence fragments
You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache
hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
Domino’s knows whats up
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom