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June 2011
sum1 luv m3.
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Nobody wants to date me. Forever alone.
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For all my followers who don't know who...
notahumananymore: whiteonowhiteisblack: serialfantasydestroyer: The Last Firstborn Switchback Afraid This Time One Good Reason Birthright (Beta 1.0) Louder Than Words The Best It’s Gonna Get Eon The Lucky One my personal faves. LISTEN. YOU WILL NOT REGRET A THING. I would regret that I didn’t discover him earlier. Like, ten years ago or something. 
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Who wants to ask me any kind of question they...
Anyone? …Anyone…? … FUCKING ANYONE?!
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ggolfwangg: oh my lord my side actually hurts from laughing
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For all my followers who don't know who...
whiteonowhiteisblack: serialfantasydestroyer: The Last Firstborn Switchback Afraid This Time One Good Reason Birthright (Beta 1.0) Louder Than Words The Best It’s Gonna Get Eon The Lucky One my personal faves. LISTEN. YOU WILL NOT REGRET A THING. GOOD TASTE! No I Can’t Wait?! 
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Everytime celldweller plays dumb, I want ask: are...
notahumananymore: You know, sometimes he just exaggerates.. But this is my opinion
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Anonymous asked: welp, what is your facebook?
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Anonymous asked: do you have a facebook?
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
marinawouldgo-: nerdsfuckharder: irrelephant11: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. Just for the gifs. Hehehehe
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The Best of Hipster Edits
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When I see a duck
hosannaforever: Normal people: Me: “ Duck, duck,duck, come here duck…”
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reap-draw: Do you ever feel like you’ve been thrown away..? Spill the wrist of what you’ll never be.
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Can you imagine us in twenty years, with kids and...
heyquotesandshit: thepropermoment: “Twenty years ago, the magic ended.” “Now, it begins again.” “Mom? You okay?” And we’ll just be sitting there like  
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When I go out looking like crap and I see someone...
scriptures: Im like 
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I forgot how funny early Office episodes are...
Roy: Hey Jimmy, what do you think about that purse girl?
Jim: Sure, yeah, she's cute.
Roy: Why don't you get on that?
Jim: She's not really my type.
Roy: What, are you gay?
Jim: Mmm...I don't think so, no.
Kevin: Well what is your type?
Jim: Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms, single moms, nascar moms...any type of mom, really.
Roy: That's disgusting.
Kevin: Stay away from my mom.
Jim: Too late, Kevin.
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Who wants some tasteful erotica fanart of...
whiteonowhiteisblack: ragamuffinzeta: whiteonowhiteisblack: ragamuffinzeta: notahumananymore: ragamuffinzeta: notahumananymore: Not totally porn.. just a bit provocative… Frozen isn’t erotic enough? Damn it, you noticed!! Change of plans girls D:  …Should I be terrified at what I’ve just done…? Occasionally we forget that theres a male around… But that just means I’m full...
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