April 2011
Why I hate being single in December/January/February.
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?”
Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on new years?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?”
Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
I just want one person, one fucking person.
to be there whenever I need them, to understand why I’m upset.
to walk into my life and not fucking leave.
: You know why I love pro-life? →
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Let me count the ways:
1) There are never enough unwanted children in the world!
2) Orphanages aren’t full enough!
3) Shelters need more mothers with five or six kids that they can’t take care of!
4) Unfit mothers should be praised! Who cares if…
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