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nerdynauticalgirl:

khanandkittens:

I just made myself sad. 

Right in the feels


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makaiwars:

THIS IS REAL

THIS IS A REAL TROPHY IN THE GAME WITH REAL TEXT

SOMEONE TYPED THIS UP AND THEIR BOSS APPROVED IT


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xclockworkresonancex:

rpg2692:

ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

borderhands

the hands among us

The walking hands


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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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threshecutioner:

he’s going to kick everyone’s ass.


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The Book of Life (2014)


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sundisaya:

yolktuba:

polterghast:

yolktuba:

if you can pick something cute up in a game and don’t try to throw it off a ledge you are out of your mind

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lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

You can fly to individual routes in ORAS. It’s about time.


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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER


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ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 


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not-enough-fandom:

professorfrogar:

toonskribblez:

jerryterry:

Man successfully grabs remote without knocking over cheetos, yet remains displeased.


(original gif [x])

This man lives in a world where everybody is in an infomercial. They all screw up simple daily tasks, but not him. Because of his incapability to be incapable, this man is bullied, ridiculed, and shunned by everyone around him. Yearning to fit in, he desperately tries to be clumsy but fails to cause a huge mess.

Until one day when he was confronted by a mugger. The mugger tried to stab him but continuously missed until they stabbed themself. He found his true calling and became a hero, stopping criminals everywhere by using their own  clumsiness against them.

INFOMERCIAL AU


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bonerfart:

trueclit:

jesus didn’t die on the cross for this

how could you read this and still believe in god tho